this morning i was in the bathroom putting on makeup and michael was alone in the kitchen cleaning up from breakfast, and i hear him talking to himself. so i quietly listen the hear what he’s saying and he is saying, “ricky gervais… ricky gervais… ricky gervais” with just slightly different pronunciation each time.
then about an hour later he is ironing and again i hear him saying something. i listen and he is saying, “martin bashir… martin bashir…”
how did these two most random of people even come into his head?!
i asked him what the heck he’s talking about and both times he had no explanation.
michael is just weird.